(转)令人捧腹但真实的程序员编程语录

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    1.Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.(Mosher's Law of Software Engineering)

    不要担心它能否正常工作。如果一切正常,那么你就会失去工作。

    2.Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. (Larry Wall)

    程序员的美德:懒惰,没有耐心以及老子天下第一。

    3.One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job. (Jessica Gaston)

    一个人写的烂软件将会给另一个人带来一份全职工作。

    4.If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 (unknown)

    如果第一次你没有成功,那么称之为1.0版,继续加油。

    5.Once a new technology starts rolling, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road. (Stewart Brand)

    一旦一种新技术开始滚动碾压道路,如果你不能成为压路机的一部分,那么你就只能成为道路的一部分。

    6.Anycode of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might aswell have been written by someone else. (Eagleson’s law)

    自己的代码六个月或更久不见,还不如别人写的代码。

    7.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. (Bill Gates)

    通过代码行数衡量开发进程就好比用重量来衡量飞机制造进度。

    8.Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and betteridiots. So far, the universe is winning. (Rick Cook)

    当今的编程是程序员——努力建设更大多更好的傻瓜式程序,和上帝——试图产出更大多更好的傻瓜之间的竞争。到目前为止,世上帝是获胜者。

    9.There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

    只有两种编程语言:一种是天天挨骂的,另一种是没人用的。

    10.If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. (Robert Swell)

    如果Java真的有垃圾收集,那么大多数程序会执行自我删除。

    11.Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. (Stan Kelly-Bootle)

    数组的下标一定要从01开始吗?我认为,我采取的中间值0.5没有经过适当考虑就被驳回了。

    12.I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal)

    我认为微软命名.Net,它就不会在Unix目录列表显示出来。

    13.Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray. (SamRedwine)

    软件和教堂非常相似——首先,我们建造它们,然后我们祈祷。

    14.The software isn’t finished until the last user is dead. (Anonymous)

    直到最后一个用户死去,软件才算完成。



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  • 101.224*****: 2017-05-03
    哈哈哈让我们祈祷吧😄